snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)



weirdvintage:

Paul McCartney in the bathtub (via This Is Not Porn)

weirdvintage:

Paul McCartney in the bathtub (via This Is Not Porn)



refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

(Source: grilledcheezed)



iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass



purr-purrr:

ssj-potato:

purr-purrr:

My pussy is winking at chu suckas


my dad just saw this on my computer screen. RIP me, goodbye.

Uh-oh

purr-purrr:

ssj-potato:

purr-purrr:

My pussy is winking at chu suckas

my dad just saw this on my computer screen. RIP me, goodbye.

Uh-oh



barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point

barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point



jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf



wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes




(Source: versaceslut)



fuckyeahtattoos:

My La Dispute tattoo.  
Done at Synergy Tattoo in Knoxville, TN, by Mike Contessa.

AND IM SORRY DEAR BUT DONT YOU DARE SPEAK ANOTHER WORD

fuckyeahtattoos:

My La Dispute tattoo.  

Done at Synergy Tattoo in Knoxville, TN, by Mike Contessa.

AND IM SORRY DEAR BUT DONT YOU DARE SPEAK ANOTHER WORD